GETTING OLD (WHY IS THAT GROWING THERE)

First let me just start off by saying, NO that is not me!

I just turned 37 years of age and the older I get the more complicated my body becomes. Things use to be so easy. If you had a hot date, you would take a shower, shave a few rough patches on your chin, throw some deodorant on, a squirt of your cologne, got dressed and off you went.

Now a days it seems I need to check every pore on my head prior to going out. For example, last week my wife and I decided to head out for a nice night on the town. We get all dazzled up and get in the car. About half way to our destination my wife drops the bomb! What is that hanging off your ear? Apparently I had this 2 1/2 inch long hair hanging from my ear lobe that I unfortunately missed while shaving. Are you kidding me? You wait until we are almost at our destination to inform me of this. This hair was so long I could have probably replaced my shoe laces with this thing and no one would have noticed. So anyways, I am now in defcon 4 mode waging a full attack against this one piece of hair. I am pulling it so hard that my ear lobe is almost reach my shoulder. Finally my wife joins in the war and grabs it with her finger nails and rapidly pulls. She won and got it out but what the heck. Is this what I have to look forward to with getting old. Like its not bad enough that my hair line is receding it is now just starting to show up in places that I never thought was possible.

Hair transplants, hair replacements, hair growth shampoo, how about coming up with something that keeps the unwanted hair from growing in places that in never belonged in the first place.

Well its Friday night which means another night out on the town. So let the inspection begin and lets see what I happen to find this time.